The silver-tongued Goldilock can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed ‘bees and honey’ in time and avoid doing porridge?
Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears is an original alternative comedy, created by The Wardrobe Theatre and written and devised by the company. The show is a madcap merging of the classic porridge-thieving fairy tale with Guy Ritchie’s cult 1998 cockney caper to create something new, exciting, smart and very, very funny.
★★★★ Female Arts
★★★★ StageTalk Magazine
Really fantastic characters, ingenious gags and wonderful references… hilarious and a thoroughly entertaining evening.
This really is a side splitting affair… raucously funny. ★★★★
Suitable for ages 12+ (strong langauge)
Running Time: 70 minutes (no interval)
Audio Described Performance: Wed 13 Dec
Captioned Performance: Wed 20 Dec
Pricing & Concessions
All performances: £15
Dates & Times
|Tuesday 5 Dec||7:45pm|
|Wednesday 6 Dec||7:45pm|
|Thursday 7 Dec||7:45pm|
|Friday 8 Dec||7:45pm|
|Saturday 9 Dec||7:45pm|
|Sunday 10 Dec||7:00pm|
|Tuesday 12 Dec||7:45pm|
|Wednesday 13 Dec||7:45pm|
|Thursday 14 Dec||7:45pm|
|Friday 15 Dec||7:45pm|
|Saturday 16 Dec||7:45pm|
|Sunday 17 Dec||5:00pm|
|Tuesday 19 Dec||7:45pm|
|Wednesday 20 Dec||7:45pm|
|Thursday 21 Dec||7:45pm|
|Friday 22 Dec||7:45pm|
|Saturday 23 Dec||7:45pm|
|Sunday 24 Dec||5:00pm|
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