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An original comedy by The Wardrobe Theatre

Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears


Tuesday 5 - Sunday 24 December 2017 Download Calendar

The Drum


The silver-tongued Goldilock can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed ‘bees and honey’ in time and avoid doing porridge?

Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears is an original alternative comedy, created by The Wardrobe Theatre and written and devised by the company. The show is a madcap merging of the classic porridge-thieving fairy tale with Guy Ritchie’s cult 1998 cockney caper to create something new, exciting, smart and very, very funny.

★★★★ Female Arts

★★★★ StageTalk Magazine

Really fantastic characters, ingenious gags and wonderful references… hilarious and a thoroughly entertaining evening.

The Reviews Hub

This really is a side splitting affair… raucously funny. ★★★★

The Fix

Suitable for ages 14+ (strong langauge)
Running Time: 70 minutes (no interval)

Audio Described Performance: Wed 13 Dec
Captioned Performance: Wed 20 Dec

Pricing & Concessions

All performances: £15

Concessions: £11